the most important thing i’ve learnt in all my years is that it is a terrible idea to drink from a cup while lying down
canon jesus is way cooler than fanon jesus
canon jesus was a sassy middle eastern guy who literally said “did i fucking stutter” and hung out with prostitutes
fanon jesus is just some boring white guy who sits around hugging lambs
Just be careful who you say that around. His fandom has literally killed people for disagreeing with their head-canon.
(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs